Steamboat Pilot - The Record

It is always fun to read "The Record" in our local newspaper. Every day it's something in there that makes me laugh. This for example...

Jan 20

9:50 p.m. Police were called to a report of a suspicious incident in the 3300 block of Après Ski Way. A woman reported that her upstairs neighbors had started drilling holes through their floor into her living room, bedroom and kitchen area to spy on her. She reported that the people were also “getting heroin into her system via these portals.” She told police a maintenance man had sealed the portals once but they had returned. Officers checked the house and determined that the report was unfounded.